As the parents of the newest Wiener "great-grand" (as Ma would say), we have lost the ability to write something coherent. Rather than turning to artificial intelligence, we decided to bring this down to our level and celebrate Grandpa using one of his favorite mediums, the game...

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The Great Grandpa Scavenger Hunt! 

Chew Street Edition

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Find the following items:

1. Grandpa's spare-spare kayak

2. A book without a page marker or annotation of any kind

3. An Apple product that is older than you are 

4. FFH-branded swag

5. A chart of Kosher animals with their size relative to Grandpa 

6. A "JESUS ❤️S YOU" bumper sticker  

7. An unimplemented security guide for Sons of Israel 

8. A scraggly beard for his alter-ego's visits to Chabad

9. An authentic spodik of the Vorka Chasidim

10. Grandpa's favorite alcoholic beverage (Kosher for Pesach nail polish)

11. Enough A1 Restaurant Supplies supplies to get a single man in Bala Cynwyd through the summer 

12. Enough camping supplies to get a single man in Bala Cynwyd through the summer 

13. Lists of items to buy in the hardware store on his next trip to Yerushalayim 

14. A detailed grade-book for tests administered to prospective new Wiener family members

15. A whole lot of love, humility, brilliance, and good values, all wrapped up in the perfect balance of seriousness and humor

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HINT FOR PLAYERS: In Perek Bet of Mishlei, Shlomo Hamelech instructs that one should pursue wisdom like a scavenger/treasure hunt. While you just exhausted yourself running around the house in Allentown looking for these quintessential Grandpa items, the real hidden treasure is found in #15 - Grandpa, in and of himself, is a tremendous source of wisdom. 

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BONUS ITEM: David Meyer's high school portrait 

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